A Familial Shout-out

Yesterday was National Parent’s Day and I totally spaced it. But it’s okay because the whole world (or nation I guess) forgot too. That’s what happens when Snapchat filters are my source on what random holiday we’re supposed to be celebrating!

But it’s never too late to do something nice, right? And I have actually been waiting for an excuse to talk about my parents because…listen…not to brag…but my parents are the shiz.

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Fave Five

Fave Five

I love birthdays. People make fun of me for how much I love birthdays. I drag my birthday out so much no one even knows when my real birthday is. Why exactly am I like this? Beats me.

I mean, you know I love being extra, so that could be part of it.

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So, I don’t know if you heard but…I left New York. #sarcasm Literally everyone and their dog heard about it because I would not shut up about it. With a dozen instagrams, blog posts, and various updates I was desperate to have my feelings validated and thirsty for my years to be memorialized. And you’re probably now wondering another one, Shelby? How do you have anything left to say? Well, you’re about to find out.

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